We havent had a breast vs formula debate for AGES................

[VVVQV]

Hunker, can i lure you out with one?

Rattles bottle of formula in the car park....

Come on then you chav!!!! I'll 'ave yer!!!!

i just got home from drinking wine and smoking fags at a work-related function.

now i am scoffing frozen pizza.

so don't call yourself a chav, you sad wannabes.

Respect, expat!

Cracks Beansprout on the back of the head with a large can of Aptamil whilst she is distracted by being sycophantic.....

Expat - how pissed do you have to be to eat frozen pizza??? Couldn't you wait long enough to cook it?

Beansprout whips out her norks and gives her ds a quick quality feed before Cusack can turn round and say "oh where's the lid to this bottle....?"

When you say "whip", is that referring to their shape? [plumps breasts in Les Dawsonesque manner]

At least they work .

Shame the rest of you looks like Les Dawson as well.

Rips off headscarf and polyester dress. Oh, they work baby, they work.....

Well baby, that ain't working for me

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some lentils to weave.

sudzucker lover

You love bees you do, you fancy them and love them. You wish they were your special friends...

Nooooo. I don't wish. They are! [lunatic emoticon]

this Cusack thing is getting out of hand...

Ah, yes.. sorry. In no way am I MrsJohnCusack. I won't use it again Arfy. It seems to give me a drug-like high. Back to being just plain old me then.....

ah don't worry - keep that high if you like!
I can't work out who you are though (am hopeless at that kind of thing)

Are you talking to yourself?

no one is Mrs and one is Ms

yep, and my MIL and my husband AND his mouth masseur have made an appearance

so much for my new unique and confusion free name!