I hate it when people refer to "the breast"

[Pagan]

As in

"put baby on the breast".
"When baby is at the breast"

Feeeeeeech - it really makes my toes curl, like they no longer belong to the woman who has them.

MOM, feel I have to defend my fellow professionals and say not all of us..... but agree very irritating

At our booking-in appt, the midwife said she would need to do a test on "Dad" for cystic fibrosis genes. My DP actually looked round the room. He thought she meant his Dad!

lol at all of these.
'Bundle of joy'! Sounds almost pornographic in a euphemistic sort of way...

point taken Twiga....not all of you!! Kindly spread the word...it's annoying!!