Which book is best for disciplining your child?

[Lovingmother]

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"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins.

The magna carta is my favourite.

The hard back edition of the New Oxford English Dictionary

Also, The Bible.

Any book will do, the most boring the better, you just make them sit and read a chapter or two, this is punishment enough. I do strongly recommend Tony Blair's memoirs, this had a particularly excellent result.

I once made one read Twilight.

That is all well and good, dear, but I think the more pressing issue is the mystery of electromagnetic attraction that continues to baffle scientists.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Na, that one doesn't work. Neither does any atrophysics.

or astrophysics even, it's bed time

MISTAS MISTAS IZZA SAWRRY TO BUST ON IN HERE BUT LITTLE MISS ELIZA DONE FELL DOWN THE WELL!!! OH LAWDY AND I DONE RUN OUTTA CORNBREAD!

just use good common sens - a mixture of lots of love and stern discipline is the best!