You know you're ready to give birth when...

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... your feet have swollen so much even your flip flops are tight.

... your one-size-larger-than-normal maternity pyjama bottoms won't fit over the bump.

anyone for any more??

You can't walk to get to the toilet any faster or you get Braxton Hicks but when you get there you can only squeeze out half a mm in any case!

... you can't remember what is in your hospital bag as it's been over a MONTH since you packed it...