APRIL 2007 - another enlightening questionnaire from the May girls!

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And here it is - courtesy of Jessinwa -

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?
Except the computer, what can you hear right now?
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?
What are you wearing?
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?
When was the last time you laughed?
Who washed the breakfast dishes today?
What do you do with your loose change?
What was the last project that you took on?
What song always makes you get up and dance?
What do you collect?
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?
What is your all time favourite clean joke?

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? "Even had I not recognised the handwriting, there was only ever one other person in the world besides me who called her Bride".
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? Back of the sofa - top of DH's head!
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? A James Bond movie DH is watching.
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? I nipped to the shops to buy some bits and piece for DS1's birthday tomorrow.
What are you wearing? Green H&M mat. jumper, H&M mat jeans, Mothercare mat. white grandad shirt - all very comfy!
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? An Indian wallhanging, a Surrealist type postcard and one of DS2's nursery pictures which says "all my monsters are sad". Awwww!
When was the last time you laughed? Tonight at QI for Children in Need - Stephen Fry, Alan Davies & Jonathan Ross.
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? They're waiting patiently in the dishwasher....
What do you do with your pocket change? Today I threw it all in a Children in Need bucket.
What was the last project that you took on? Getting email on computer fixed. Result!
What song always makes you get up and dance? "Bohemian Like You" by Dandy Warhols.
What do you collect? Books, books, books.
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. (I think us April ladies have already done this but... ) Chris Ecclestone as Dr Who. Also Russell Crowe and an Argentian rugby player I saw last week... And Beyonce (if I ever fancied coverting to the other side !) Who is on your DP's list? Definitely Connie Beauchamp from Holby! And I suspect there's a lot more but he's not telling....
What is your all time favourite clean joke? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?.................................... Russell. - ok not my favourite but the only one I could remember....

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? They had never seen animals behave like this before, and this sudden uprising of creatures whom they were used to thrashing and maltreating just as they wished, frightened them out of their wits.
If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? wall
Except the computer, what can you hear right now? children
When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? school run yesterday
What are you wearing? pjs and dressing gown
What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? picture of children, IF by Rudyard Kipling
When was the last time you laughed? just now
Who washed the breakfast dishes today? no-on yet
What do you do with your loose change? spend it
What was the last project that you took on? organising a festival
What song always makes you get up and dance? my children
What do you collect? clothes
Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? Brad Pitt, no-one!
What is your all time favourite clean joke? knock,knock - whos there? - justin - justin who? - justin time for tea!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

"As a deer longs for flowing streams,
so my soul longs for you, O God."

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?

Telephone

Except the computer, what can you hear right now?

Radio in the bedroom, water going somewhere in the house.

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?

I was getting the DD's out of the car and bringing them back into the house after going to a soft play area.

What are you wearing?

Two layer grey long-sleeve maternity top, green maternity combats, pink bra, white pants.

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?

Lots of pictures, DD's drawings, pinboard.

When was the last time you laughed?

This morning - DD's were dancing to the radio!

Who washed the breakfast dishes today?

Not done yet!

What do you do with your loose change?

Put it in my pockets / bedside table / everywhere.

What was the last project that you took on?

Gosh. Erm. Helping DH with the NCT newsletter!!?

What song always makes you get up and dance?

Dunno, don't listen to a lot of music - not time!

What do you collect?

Crap. Erm. Dunno. Nothing much.

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?

We're both v.boring. Think Kate Beckinsale would be on DH's list. Don't know about mine!!?

What is your all time favourite clean joke?

Head not working enough to recall....

Sorry - v.dull answers!!

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say? 'Many women have an increased sense of well-being and peace; their hair and complexions glow and they have a welcome return of energy.'

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching? The wall

Except the computer, what can you hear right now? Dd and ds playing upstairs

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do? Yesterday, took dd to ballet then went shopping at tescos (is it really awful that its lunchtime and I haven't been outside yet?)

What are you wearing? Black maternity trousers and big black chunky maternity jumper.

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now? A couple of squares of paint testers, picture of bird flying by cliffs and picture of different owl sketches.

When was the last time you laughed? An hour ago when dcs were feeling my tummy and ds (3) tried to look in my mouth to see if baby was coming out yet!

Who washed the breakfast dishes today? Me

What do you do with your loose change? Put it in a beartrix potter money box to save up for christmas. Then take it out again for bread, parking etc etc!!

What was the last project that you took on? Er...Decorating the lounge, nearly have 1 wall done!

What song always makes you get up and dance? Pass! Too many to think of. Although ATM it has to be pretty damn good!!

What do you collect? All dcs drawings but thinking i may have to start limiting this. Fridge magnets from days out to attach aforementioned pics to fridge!

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list? Still cant think of anyone! And dp doesnt get to have a list as he's already had 2, anymore and its bye bye penis!

What is your all time favourite clean joke? Clean joke?!?! Ok
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park your car man

Sorry

1. Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

Errm there isn't a book anywhere near me...

2. If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?

Decks

3. Except the computer, what can you hear right now?

Higgly town heros (on tv for dd) and Scarface PS2 game (dp's entertainment)

4. When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?

Went to MIL's for dinner came back p**sed off at her b!atchyness.

5. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans,white belt, black vest top and white hoddy with black logo on.

6. What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?

Photo, lights, dvd storage tower

7. When was the last time you laughed?

today at dd's dancing (she has her daddys rythm/lack of)

8. Who washed the breakfast dishes today?

dp (I cooked the breakfast)

9. What do you do with your loose change?

give most of it to dd

10. What was the last project that you took on?

washing the throws

11. What song always makes you get up and dance?

Hips don't lie - shakira
or
Permiscious(sp) girl - Nelly fertardo

12. What do you collect?

Shot glasses and teaspoons with each countries national flag on (sad i know)

13. Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?

mine - usher, vin deisel can't think of anyone else
dp - cheryl tweedy and many more i suspect

14. What is your all time favourite clean joke?

what dya call a dinosaur with one eye??

...... DyaThinkHeSawUs......

sorry all the others I know are unrepeatable.

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

• No book on my desk, I'm at work (and really should be working )

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?

• My diary

Except the computer, what can you hear right now?

• Radio 2, people outside my office chatting, kitchen clatter...

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?

• Apart from the walk to / from the station this morning, we went to Box Hill yesterday in our camper van to meet with other 'beardy wierdy' camper van owners!

What are you wearing?

• V. old black cardi, new + size bigger than usual long black top with silver skulls on it from new look, pre-maternity black trousers straining at the belly belt...

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?

• couple of film posters, lots of work print-outs

When was the last time you laughed?

• probably this morning talking to DH

Who washed the breakfast dishes today?

• don't have breakfast at home, so it'll go in the work dishwasher!

What do you do with your loose change?

• leave it in my purse for spending!

What was the last project that you took on?

• aside from work, the Project B 'making babies' project!!

What song always makes you get up and dance?

• Stop the Rock by Apollo 440 - but only at home alone like a berserker!

What do you collect?

• no real collectables ... I like '60s glassware, but books are probably what I have the biggest collection of!

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?

• errrmm don't really have one. But am very fond of Heath Ledger... I don't know that DP has one, but he (like every red blooded male) does think that Angelina Jolie is 'fairly' attractive!

What is your all time favourite clean joke?

• can I use pregnancy hormones as a reason for my mind to be blank again?

Flip to page 18, paragraph 4 in the book closest to you right now, what does it say?

• No paragraph as such, but a listing for hotels!

If you stretch out your left arm - as far as possible, what are you touching?

• telephone

Except the computer, what can you hear right now?

• Red Dragon fm

When was the last time you were outside and what did you do?

• Got a box of tissues from the car

What are you wearing?

• Greeny/bluey jumper and black maternity trousers

What's on the walls, in the room you're in right now?

• nothing

When was the last time you laughed?

• last night at dh and ds

Who washed the breakfast dishes today?

• usually dishwasher, but as its broke, it will be me when I get home (dh left his for me to do!)

What do you do with your loose change?

• spend it!

What was the last project that you took on?

• redecorating living room

What song always makes you get up and dance?

• at the moment, Jamiroquai new one (don't know what its called sorry)

What do you collect?

• books, and shoes

Who is on your list? You know, those who you have a free pass to have an affair with should they come knocking on your door. Who is on your DP's list?
*Charlie Stubbs (don't know his real name)
*Nigel Harman (used to play Dennis Rickman in Eastenders)
*John Barrowman (Capt Jack Harkness in Torchwood)
*Matthew King (Emmerdale)
*The bloke that played Owen in Holby City

What is your all time favourite clean joke?

• whats the fastest cake in the world ? scone!