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Kids say the funniest things.......

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Imablokepleasebegentle · 30/11/2009 21:12

I was doing the weekly shopping with my 11 year old son in ASDA last Saturday. We got to the frozen turkey section and he was looking at this enormous frozen turkey that fed 15-18 people.

Suddenly his face dropped..... "Daddy - Is this really what it says?" Looking at the label, there were the words "Basted" turkey - which DS had taken to be a turkey without a father!!

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DontEatMountains · 02/12/2009 18:12

i am not einstein i am a thinker 4 1/2 yo ds.

scrappydappydoo · 02/12/2009 18:23

DD1(3.9) spent all week telling everyone that she was raising money for poncey bear with me correcting her rapidly with 'yes PUDsey bear'

dizzycringles · 02/12/2009 18:36

getting DD2 changed after her swimming lesson this afternoon she's busy watching the wee boy next to us putting his swim shorts on and announces in her VERY loud tones

'look mum, that boy has a foof too - a long foof, not like my foof - look, look at it'

didn't know which way to look but apparently the boys mother didn't either so good all round!

shelleylou · 02/12/2009 18:53

ds (3) decided to exclaim as we were leaving the house 'mummy going shopping for electric, bread and jack daniels'
Wasnt actually going to get jack daniels lol was just beacuse he saw the empty bottle

dizzycringles · 02/12/2009 18:57

shelley!!! how are you?!??

DD2 does similar and pointed to the Stella in Tesco and asked did we need some of Daddy's juice?!

smugsy · 02/12/2009 19:10

DD1 (3 next month) comes out with such funny stuff...

The last few days she has been saying "Ive had such a great day man.." like the "neutron" from Nina and the neutrons, with full Jamaican accent too!

Also loves to tell people that she has farted and asks if they can smell how good it smells

shelleylou · 02/12/2009 19:24

hi dizzy, im coping... just. JD is my bros drink so have that a fair bit atm to toast him or just when im really upset in the evening thinking of him.
Sorry for hijack

cece · 02/12/2009 19:29

The other day whilst driving in thecar we saw 2 magpies. So I said

'One for a wish, two for a kiss, three for something better. I wonder what the something better could be?' I pondered...

DS1 - CAKE!

colditz · 03/12/2009 16:23

I threatened to 'duff you up' to ds2 yesterday. And he told me very firmly that he would "SMash Your Duffers"

This has become insult of the week. I now delight in threatening to "Smash your duffers!"

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