ds playing with his willy all the time!

[ipanemagirl]

ds, 6, doesn't do it at school at least (hand down trouser style) but at home he makes free with himself.
We don't want to give him a complex but he does need to learn appropriate behaviour.
I think I made a rod for my own back by saying in the past that home was 'private' and it not being so bad but actually I don't want to see him permanently doing that!
Any advice from anyone who's had similar behaviour?

It is a man thing though isn't it. Having a rumage.

What would happen if us girls were always rumaging with our fanjitas??

Eric and happydad - this is exactly the sort of reprehensible behaviour that 2hot was getting so worked up over. You two are BAD I really do wish we had more men on MN

Yes but we NEED a rummage. It's uncomfortable when percy goes for a wander in our pants. Have to put him back in his position again.

If you have roaming flanges then you need to see a doctor!

2hot is probably reading this and having a crafty rummage, as we speak.

Its times like this im glad i had a girl tell him he'll go blind and be done with it.

But seriously, im sure he will grow out of it, its a comfort thing i think, i can only comment on DP but at home, his hand is always in that general direction, especially when he is tired, bless him.

Exactly the answer i was expecting happydaddy!!! LOL!!!!

I must admit, i wouldn't want anything hanging between my legs so fair cop lads!

flanges??? FLANGES????? Aren't they supposed to be an engineering or mechanical thingamajig?? And i hardly think so happy daddy re 2Hot, one mention of a willy and she will be logging out! um, hello of you are there 2hot, im only teasing. Farkin men coming on here and spoiling our fun!

LOL lucyellensmum

oh and eric, if its Brie, then you really should see a doctor, i wouldnt be worried of course if it was philladelphia!!

I hope poor ipanemagirl has got the message that his behaviour is perfectly normal, and i thought the advice about likening it to nose picking really useful, just so that we dont forget that the poor mare was asking a serious q.

I've got a flanger. It's and audio device though - so i'm not sure he meant that.

and anyway, i would have thought it more akin to marscapone.

How about willy wensleydale then?

That's a bit milder and creamy.

Very crumbly though.

do you play with your flanger a lot then eric?

Foreskin feta?

As long as it's not Stilton

no, it has to be something that will go slightly stringy when you rub it between your fingers. doesnt it?

I do play with my flanger a lot.

It really gets the crowd moving when you get it out.

Can be a bit loud though. Have to watch you peak meter and watch you don't max out.

That's not dirty talk - that's geek stuff by the way..........

CockCheese Strings?

dairylea

We have some wensleydale in the fridge, bought in on special offer, i personally didnt like it. I am loving the marscapone and ham pizza's in the tesco finest range though, mmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm. I'm just trying to bring the subject around to something more fitting of a female orientated forum!!

babybell (end)

has 2hot been on to you??!!

I love a nice bit of Isle Of Arran.

Or stilton - king of cheeses

oooh, talk amps to me eric!

stilton is wrong - it's nasty.