"I insist on breakfast without handwashing, dingo poo poo"

[FrannyandZooey]

does not stick, I meant to say

noooo

has it?

why did Mr Clarke never tell me this?

what IS soap then? Is every kind the same? I am expecting to see adverts for it - "Now with advanced Bipolar Molecules"

Mr Clarke too busy having hysterical twunt fit about petri dishes and Armageddon.

I am going to tell ds all this

he will have nightmares I expect

Do not tell him about George Bush.

as if

well I may do if he calls me a dingo poo poo again

I was reading an article in the Guardian Family section about the embarrassment of having your children use bad language, and smugly thinking, "at least we don't have any of that around here" when DS turns his angelic baby-blues up to me and says "mama, what did you say to me yesterday when I was buggering you about?".