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Funny things your child says or used to say

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MummyAndSon17 · 27/04/2019 00:33

I was having a conversation with my friend earlier today and we got talking about how our little ones pronounce words and we spent ages laughing about it.
Anyone want to share funny mispronounced words or phrases that your kids says or used to say. I'd love to hear them all 😂

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typoqueen · 27/04/2019 11:43

dd used to miss say lots of words, my fave was tiger angle meaning triangle the worse one was her imaginary dog called "cockon" was not till a year later we found out she meant "churchill|" from the advert, no idea how she got "cockon" from that lol. imagine going out with her and she is shouting "cockon" sit, stay or naughty "cockon" we had to keep telling her he has to say at home hahaha, she loved to sing along to dads led zepplin songs one in particular was "your time is gonna come" DD sang it as "the tyres on you car"!!!...

MummyAndSon2000 · 27/04/2019 12:03

That's brilliant lol
I love how little ones pronounce things!
My DS says "cock" instead of coke, which luckily he's never said in public, if he did I'd of been mortified haha

GenericUsername101 · 27/04/2019 22:22

DS1 used to call purple 'boop' in a really cute exaggerated way I think just because he couldn't pronounce it.
I also love how they label things they don't know, he saw a picture of a unicorn and when I told him what it was he pointed at the horn and said 'it's a unicorn with a pointy hat' 😂 All unicorns are now described as having pointy hats...

Mylittlepony374 · 29/04/2019 10:52

Popcorn was "cockporn". Fine until they ask for it loudly in a shop.

nowifi · 30/04/2019 11:07

My best one from DD is 'Cropodlie' instead of crocodile!

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