If our babies and toddlers could post on their version of mumsnet about us....

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what do you think they'd be complaining about or seeking advice on!??!

Only joking: what do you call a dog with two ears? A banana [hysterical laughter]

AIBU: All I wanted to do was climb on soft play with my crocs on and my apple?

health: I have anger management problems, will repeatedly banging my head on the floor do any lasting damage?

toilet training: Should I be nappy training my parents yet? They keep peeing in the toilet, it is hysterical.

recipes: mints from mum's handbag and yesterdays banana skins from the bin

What I don't understand is this - why when I try and keep hold of a toy that's mine and stop one of those other toddlers she keeps inviting round from playing with it, does my mum tell me to share, yet when I want her to share her make up with me and let me smear it on the floor, she says 'no that's mummy's'? It just seems totally hypocritical to me.

Am pmsl at this thread

My Gran is so miserable - won't let me empty cleaning stuff all over the dog or the carpets, moans casue I sprayed the cat in Ant killer, tells me off when she's dozing off and I jump on her shouting 'boobies' and on top of all that expects me to poo on the toilet!!!