without resorting to screaming JUSTSTOPITJUSTBLOODYSTOPIT!!!!
DS are 5yo and 2.9yo and I cannot get either of them to listen to me, or do anything I ask. And it's not that I have loads of rules - I just don't want them to beat the shit out of each other, hit/pinch (DS2's favourite MO at the moment), trash the house....
IS THAT A LOT TO ASK????
Maybe I just need them to go back to school/childcare for a bit....