embarrassing things toddlers say

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I was outside the super market putting my 2.5 year old in a trolley and he points to a dwarf guy next to me and says 'mummy look! It's a little man!' I wanted to die.
He was really sweet about it and said he was very clever to notice that at his age.
Thank god!

Anyone else been a situation that there little ones have made you want to run and hide?

A couple of years old this one.
In a carluccios. In London. Having a weekend family lunch.
John Torode (Celeb chef) is seated a couple of tables away with his kids.
DS hops down from his chair, wanders off, stops right beside Mr Torode and shouts, at the top of his voice, " MUMMY! I NEED A POO!...

Mercifully Mr T found it funny. Red faces all round our table. ( and make mine a large wine, please!)