Will you just GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

[BertieBotts]

DS sat on the sofa, now, laughing at me.

I have done my scariest cross voice. I have taken him back to bed 100 times, but his stamina outweighs my patience. I've confiscated toys. Sat with him. Let him have a (plain) snack.

And now he's just laughing at me and I'm crying and I have no idea what to fucking do with him. How do other people know this stuff?

OMG - do they still have growth spurts at that age?! I thought once they got to two it kind of stopped. thinking about it, its just the wonder weeks book that stops then. I guess they grow for years