I know you all love an unusual one! Last night I met a baby called.....

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oh dear

Jeeeeeesuuuuuuussss!

Classy!

poor little boy, some parents just don't think. i used to work in the health sector and you wouldn't believe some of the stupid names people come up with.

is their next child going to be Chandon?

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Damb it, that was top of my list for boys names

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Did they pronounce it properly? It's Moette.

I suppose they thought it was classier that calling him, Tesco Plonk.

How unfortunate; (to have such stupid parents).

poor baby. do you think he'll be known as this or shortened to Mo or something?

i bet they pronounce it mo-ay too

Next: a daughter called Chardonnay!

Better than Cava I suppose

Oh CountessD you beat me to it! [ponce]

OP - did they say Mo-ay or Mo-et.

wow people here are farkin' snooty aren't they

how does it matter how its pronounced - its a stupid name for a child. Bet his sister will be called chardonnay

did you notice how I out-snooted myself complaining about snootiness there - am quite proud of that

I suppose if you really wanted to call a boy after a champagne Dom would be OK (middle name, never used, of course Perignon)

Moet is so wrong I can't find the words. Then again, perhaps it could be worse? My favourite Charlie Gold Top is Gosset... try calling a DD that

I rencently met a child called Pagan.

Good grief! Who are these people?

I knew someone called Peregrine. He was awfully nice!

Apparently an significant number of the Chardonnays are spelt incorrectly.

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