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Kitten

90 replies

LolaTheShowgirl · 16/05/2009 23:01

For a girl (obviously lol). Could shorten it to Kitty.

Which do you prefer?

Kitten Catherine
Kitten Elizabeth
Kitten Isobel
Kitten DeeDee
Kitten Seraphina
Kitten Cloud

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Plonker · 16/05/2009 23:27

Whereas Kitten is perfectly appropriate

gagarin · 16/05/2009 23:30

Use it as a middle name - so she could be Sex Kitten?

GrimmaTheNome · 16/05/2009 23:30

I was thinking of the well-known garden design type person, Bunny Guinness. Of course.

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LolaTheShowgirl · 16/05/2009 23:31

Greeeeat idea gagarin.

How about Furri Kitten or Huggy Kitten?

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GrimmaTheNome · 16/05/2009 23:33

Don't you mean Huggy Bear?

Anyhow, you really can't call a baby after a brand of nappy.

GrimmaTheNome · 16/05/2009 23:35

If you're younger than me, which most of you will be, you might not remember Huggy Bear in starsky and hutch, I realise.

littleboyblue · 16/05/2009 23:36

After seeing this, I'm now going to call my next baby Pampers Puppy

GentlyDoesIt · 16/05/2009 23:39

Waneeka.

Can you see what you did there?

thumbwitch · 16/05/2009 23:41

None. And certainly NOT Kitten Catherine - are you mad? Kitty is a nickname for Catherine! Might as well call her Mary Mary at that rate.

GrimmaTheNome · 16/05/2009 23:43

You mean like in the song about the silver bells and cockle shells?

thumbwitch · 16/05/2009 23:47

well I could have said Jane Janet I suppose, but Mary Mary came into my head. Should have been Mary Maria to make the point better.

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LolaTheShowgirl · 16/05/2009 23:48

Nah like
MARY MARY
quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
"I live in a flat you f#cking tw@t,
so how the fck would I know?"

but ey, i could sing that to kitteh but say kitty kitty quite contrary instead

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Quattrocento · 16/05/2009 23:49

Why not? I'm not sure I like the second names though. Try one of these:

Kitten Poo
Kitten Litter
Kitten Food
Kitten Basket
Kitten Needs Neutering, or my personal favourite
Kitten Needs Drowning

GrimmaTheNome · 17/05/2009 00:08

Kitten Caboodle?

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LolaTheShowgirl · 17/05/2009 00:08

Far too chav quattrocento, although Kitten Poo tickles my fancy but it wouldn't sound right in Waitrose 'Kitten Poo, get yer arse over here now' Nah. Kitten Roar, I like.

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thumbwitch · 17/05/2009 00:11

pmsl @ Lola and QC. v.funny!

GrimmaTheNome · 17/05/2009 00:15

Kitten the Widow?

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LolaTheShowgirl · 17/05/2009 00:17

Hope my DD is as cute as this kitteh

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cazinski · 17/05/2009 01:59

Words fail me yet again...

Pamboli · 17/05/2009 02:12

Isn't this a joke?

Pamboli · 17/05/2009 02:13

PS. Call her kitten, then move to a country where English has not been heard of. That will work

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MrsMattie · 17/05/2009 10:44

Kitty is lovely.

Kitten is ridiculous.

dinkymum · 17/05/2009 11:30

I think someones just having a wind up and playing games IMO

MaryHuff · 17/05/2009 11:42

Kitten Cloud has a certain ring to it