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Most unfortunate names revealed.....

87 replies

2pt4kids · 25/02/2009 18:15

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Slashtrophe · 25/02/2009 20:10

I heard of Annette Brown who got married to Richard Curtain, so now she's Annette Curtain...

bodiddly · 25/02/2009 20:12

I know a middle aged builder called Michael Hunt ....

Nontoxic · 25/02/2009 20:15

I was at primary school with a Robin Banks - no one ever teased him about it at that stage; I didn't notice it until my mum and her friend were sniggering when they saw his name on the display of work - they thought it must be a joke.

melpomene · 25/02/2009 20:56

I don't understand the comment at the bottom of the article from the man who was named Simon Swindells. Is there something particularly funny/bad about the combination of Simon and Swindells? Swindells isn't the greatest surname, but why did he have to change his first name?

Princeonthemove · 25/02/2009 23:06

I knew a Philip McKracken who insisted being called Phil. snurk

Desiderata · 25/02/2009 23:09

There was a thread on this last year. The one that strongly stuck in my mind was a business woman from Hong Kong called Fanny Pong

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 25/02/2009 23:17

simon swindells?? dont get it...

IfYouSuspectItReportIt · 25/02/2009 23:17

I have a great book, which a friend of my mother's found in a charity shop many moons ago, called "Remarkable Names of Real People". It contains such gems as:

  • T. Hee (restaurant employee, New York)
  • Mustafa Kunt (of the Turkish Military Attache, Moscow)
  • Mary Louise Pantzaroff (Huron County, Ohio)
  • Justin Tune (Chorister, Westminster College Choir, class of 1947)
  • Miss. Friendly Ley (Mission Hills, California)

And (one of my faves)

  • Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet (Commissaire de Police, Paris)
TheCrackFox · 25/02/2009 23:36

I went to school with a William Dick and he insisted on being called Willy. Also went to school with a Mike Hunt.

strictmumof3 · 26/02/2009 18:55

I went to uni with an Eileen Dover, she pretended her brother was called Ben but i don't think he was....

Shylily · 27/02/2009 20:44

I know a Brie Cheeseman. Her parents swear they didn't make the cheese link when they named her.

ScottishMummy · 27/02/2009 20:51

Dr D'eath....pronounced Dee'aff to ally pt fears

benfmsmum · 27/02/2009 20:55

My brother wanted to call his ds ewan and then call his dd mia but decided against it when he put the 2 together......!!

ScottishMummy · 27/02/2009 20:56

lol i had to say that to get it

MrsCurly · 27/02/2009 21:15

Lots of my colleagues have worked with a guy in California called Randy Love

brettgirl2 · 28/02/2009 11:47

My dad is called Richard Long!!!!

I did have to smile in that article at Rob Mee and Sue Mee the banker and lawyer.

sobloodystupid · 28/02/2009 12:02

omg, my dh went to school with Hazel Nutt. We've spent hours laughing about her dad, P. Nutt and making up other family names...

Haribosmummy · 28/02/2009 12:05

I honestly once met a Michael Hunt.

And he DID call himself Mike.

Cracked me up every time!!!

Haribosmummy · 28/02/2009 12:05

I honestly once met a Michael Hunt.

And he DID call himself Mike.

Cracked me up every time!!!

HeyMa · 28/02/2009 13:30

my friend's niece and nephew are called connor and rhea....what where her brother-in-law and his wife thinking????

i've had GPs called Dr Heeles and Dr Love, who can ask for better than that?

Disenchanted3 · 28/02/2009 13:32

Am pissing myself at this thread

curvychick · 28/02/2009 13:36

My friends dad is called Richard Mold, no end of sniggering as we grew up i can tell you!

lunamoon2 · 01/03/2009 11:32

Years ago an old man who lived near us as kids was called Donald Duck, I also knew of a Robert Roberts.

Shylily · 01/03/2009 12:57

I went to school with a guy called Patrick Nurse - Mr P. Nurse.

missymoo2411 · 01/03/2009 19:29

my uncle is peter nappy (p nappy) and my mum ann u can guess the comments at school...