ok what do think of this .........?

[tengreenbottles]

Pyrus or salix for a boy ,erring towards pyrus ,py for short

sounds like cleaning products to me

sorry

Are you joking?

He would get called Pyrex!

No.

Erm, no

No, they sound like medicine.

There are nicer greek names.

Pyrus is a type of Pear - so be done with it and call him William!

Salix is both a company that will help you reduce your carbon emissions and a type of willow tree.

No.

you see i knew someone would spot the tree connection I actually love pyrus ,especially shortened to py ,but will take your thoughts on board .

Reminds me of Prius, which is a car.
And I'm not really sure what Salix is, but I don't really like it, sorry. How about Silas instead?

Both names are rubbish not to my taste.

Do not call your son Pie.

Yes yes I see the tree thing you have going on

They are good names for trees

Not so hot on a baby
sorry!

or you could go completely mental tree based and have some more children

Prunus
Quercus

er

fagus

if you like tree names, go for Douglas

Both awful imo.

nope ! was talking to my arborist friend today and really liked pyrus ,obvioulsey this will be vetoed by my normal sane husband

horrid!

oh and dont laugh at quercus ,because that was the first name she volunteered

we decided against fagus as it sounded too much like fagin!

Well, hmm

I know where you are coming from

But think what it rhymes with

Cyrus! that's a bad name
and virus, even worse name

He would be called Pirate throughout primary school

but hey it's up to you

Lol

In fact, just for you

Bedtime reading