Ok, so I watch the Maury show but surely one thing it's good for is what names NOT to name your children. The paternity shows are especially good for these...
For example:
There is a woman on the show called Forever and her daughter is named Eternity! LOL!
I have seen some truly bizarre names (with even worse spellings) on the show. One I saw the other day was De'Qwan. I am sure there are a lot more where it came from...