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Help me name our new pet tortoise

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Sunflower1650 · 29/11/2025 19:16

A 5 month old Hermann’s tortoise has arrived in our family today. We won’t know if it’s male or female for a few years. Struggling to name him/her.
Suggestions by the kids so far has been Voldetort, Myrtle, Tortellini and Steve (my eldest is a HP and Minecraft fan). Any suggestions please?! Photo attached in case this helps 🐢 🥰

Help me name our new pet tortoise
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Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:07

HalfWayAroundTheLoop · 29/11/2025 19:17

Morris 🐢

Oh but with the spelling Maurice!

I love all your dc suggestions except Steve.

What about Reginald?

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:12

BertSymptom · 29/11/2025 19:23

No suggestions but I think Tortellini is great. It’s got a cool Italian vibe, Tort is an excellent nickname for a tortoise and it’s unisex so you can cover all bases until you know for sure what you’ve got.

And he’ll definitely be the only one in his class if you were going for unique 😂

I like Tortellini, bit if singular it should really be Tortelloni.

I'm not so fond of Tort as a nn as in law a tort is a civil wrongdoing, and etymologically tort forms the basis of a lot of words like torture, tortuous; it comes form the Latin for twisted or wrong.

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:13

BreadstickBurglar · 29/11/2025 20:01

I think she looks like a Fenella.

😂

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:14

Myoldbear · 29/11/2025 19:44

I have a relation with a tortoise called Sonic.

I ma getting tired. I read that as "I had relations with a tortoise called Sonic."😬

Great name though ...

Purplecatshopaholic · 29/11/2025 22:18

Aww, he/she is so cute, had a tortoise as a kid, would love another one. Some great names here, do let us know what you decide op.

Blorengia · 29/11/2025 22:23

Esio Trot (as in the book)

Doggielovelouie · 29/11/2025 22:27

Prudence or Gerti

Septimus

I like Tortellini

Moggies3 · 29/11/2025 22:27

Gonzales
Trigger
Farrah (Mo)

MyThreeWords · 29/11/2025 22:27

Specs (as in tortoiseshell spectacles)

FrangipaniBlue · 29/11/2025 22:28

as a fellow tortoise owner I can confirm……. they are not slow!

I LOVE Tortellini/Tortelloni!

ours is called Tin Tin 🤣

are you 100% sure it’s a Hermans? I only ask because the colour and markings look a lot like mine……. who is a Horsfield

EDIT - ignore that I’ve just googled a Herman’s and it’s not the kind I was thinking of 🤣🤣

bigbluefish · 29/11/2025 22:29

Schumacher

MyThreeWords · 29/11/2025 22:30

Bolt (since he will be so speedy)

GameofPhones · 29/11/2025 22:30

Dasher
Streak

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:31

FrangipaniBlue · 29/11/2025 22:28

as a fellow tortoise owner I can confirm……. they are not slow!

I LOVE Tortellini/Tortelloni!

ours is called Tin Tin 🤣

are you 100% sure it’s a Hermans? I only ask because the colour and markings look a lot like mine……. who is a Horsfield

EDIT - ignore that I’ve just googled a Herman’s and it’s not the kind I was thinking of 🤣🤣

Edited

Oh Tintin is great!

I also like Lionel or Priscilla.

cooksbrandedclock · 29/11/2025 22:32

😍. Whatever you decide to call him / her, remember they will have to live with it a long, long time. My suggestion: Cedric for a boy and Hilda for a girl.

Ineffable23 · 29/11/2025 22:32

I love tortellini or tortellini.

I do also like Voldemort. They could be Mortie the Tortie for short.

He/she is SO CUTE.

I am trying to think of other ideas but I don't think I'll like any as much as Tortellini.

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:33

cooksbrandedclock · 29/11/2025 22:32

😍. Whatever you decide to call him / her, remember they will have to live with it a long, long time. My suggestion: Cedric for a boy and Hilda for a girl.

Really like Cedric!

Myoldbear · 29/11/2025 22:35

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:14

I ma getting tired. I read that as "I had relations with a tortoise called Sonic."😬

Great name though ...

Ha ha, I have my limits...

Mumofgirls2017 · 29/11/2025 22:37

Love tortellini 😂

toby
teddy
victor
torsten
hector

waltzingparrot · 29/11/2025 22:38

Wally Shufflebottom

Thedogswhiskers · 29/11/2025 22:42

Lettice

Doggielovelouie · 29/11/2025 22:43

Thedogswhiskers · 29/11/2025 22:42

Lettice

Love lettice!!

Calliopespa · 29/11/2025 22:45

Doggielovelouie · 29/11/2025 22:43

Love lettice!!

So do I. Yet I also like Myrtle.

You need another girl op: Lettice and Myrtle.

SayithowitisYorkie · 29/11/2025 22:57

My old tortoise was called Speedy and he really did motor. We lost him so many times over the years.

Beautifulsunflowers · 30/11/2025 07:51

We have a tortoise called Jude - my son was going through his Beatles phase ….
Also thought of calling him tortellini!!
Most of the time I call him Mr T!! T for tortoise - not very imaginative but I rarely call my pets their actual name!

Im loving the F1 driver suggestions - or go for a team name
Mclaren for eg.
Instead of Morris - Norris

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