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Girl (6ish) " Granny can we see if they have a cup with my name on"
Granny (35ish) "We can have a look but they never have your name... they'll have Taylor but no Teela"
Me: "NO OF COURSE THEY WONT YOU MORON - BECAUSE ITS A MADE UP NAME!!!"... Well I didnt actually say it but I wanted to