Lana backwards

[marketchips89]

I like Lana. It's been brought to my attention that it spells sphincter backwards. Should I be concerned about this? I mean you could create a problem with pretty much any name, right?

Marissa - Ass I Ram
Sarah - (almost) harass
Natasha - Ah Satan
Naomi - I Moan
Regina - vagina
Lucy - loo seat
Louisa - loo easer
Richard - dick
Violet - violent
Celeste - molest, incest
Ophelia - Oh Feel Ya
Polly - polyester

Etc etc. Does it matter?

Depends whether you're ok with her being called anal at school or not.

This is so enjoyable - I'm imagining greeting a Natasha with 'Ah! Satan! Good morning!'

So I suppose calling her Elohssa is out of the question too?

I don't see why not 🤣