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Florimund

57 replies

17caterpillars1mouse · 16/07/2022 19:15

What are your thoughts on Florimund for a boy?

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LondonQueen · 16/07/2022 21:28

Aquamarine1029 · 16/07/2022 19:16

Sounds like a species of mould.

🤣🤣

monicagellerbing · 16/07/2022 21:41

Christ 🤣🤣🤣

Classica · 16/07/2022 21:44

Hideous. Sounds like the brand name of a liquid iron supplement.

miffmufferedmoof · 16/07/2022 21:47

Makes me think of the words ‘florid’ and ‘moribund’. Not ideal

bluebellsandcustard · 16/07/2022 21:47

Floribund moribund.

No way.

WhackingPhoenix · 16/07/2022 21:48

Florian or Florin, lovely. Edmund, lovely.

Florimund, not so lovely. Cummerbund Grin

butterflied · 16/07/2022 21:49

Parents need to keep in mind that their kid has to live the "yoonique" name they pick.

RestingMurderousFace · 16/07/2022 21:50

Classica · 16/07/2022 21:44

Hideous. Sounds like the brand name of a liquid iron supplement.

Ha, this was my first thought too.

Orgasmagorical · 16/07/2022 21:52

Florimund Rees Mogg. Aye, that works.

CuteOrangeElephant · 16/07/2022 21:53

Floris is a Dutch boy's name which I quite like. I thought Florimund was a girls name because of Rosamund.

LouisRenault · 16/07/2022 21:57

I like Florian

nn Florrie or Flo? That's probably what he'd be called at school.

Ellmau · 16/07/2022 22:10

A bit too flowery, sorry.

PhotoDad · 16/07/2022 22:28

No ballet fans here? But then I probably wouldn't call my kids Odile, Coppélia, or Nutcracker.

bitelover · 16/07/2022 23:58

When I think of Florimund, I picture an 80 year-old man from maybe Germany or the Netherlands.

I don't think it really works for a a British baby, no.

Greensleeves · 16/07/2022 23:59

Oh, come on.

FirstFallopians · 17/07/2022 00:06

FLORIMUND All Purpose Plant Food with long-lasting effect for strong & healthy plants. Suitable for all plants in house & garden.

Wash hands thoroughly after use. Avoid contact with skin. Frequent exposure may cause unexpected hair growth on soles of feet.

LightDrizzle · 17/07/2022 00:08

Horrific! 😂 How about Sparklehof as an alternative?

homarr · 17/07/2022 07:55

MadMadMadamMim · 16/07/2022 19:57

Florimund would be a target for getting the shit kicked out of him at most schools round here...

Crying at this comet 😂

homarr · 17/07/2022 07:55

Or comment

KangarooKenny · 17/07/2022 07:57

too much like moribund for me. Google it.

RuthW · 17/07/2022 08:27

I thought it was awful for a girl. It's worse now I realise it's s boy's name.

stormelf · 17/07/2022 08:57

I immediately thought of the iron tonic, although I know that's floradix.

savemeagin · 17/07/2022 09:01

Sounds like something I'd find down the detergent isle in Tesco.

Luredbyapomegranate · 17/07/2022 12:13

It sounds like a drain issue

Florian
Fabian
Francis
all fine

Twixchocolate · 17/07/2022 12:31

Florian is nice
Edmund is also nice
Florimund, not so.

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