'What do you picture'? Game

[BiscuitLover09876]

Poster says a name, next post describes what they picture when they hear this name.

Looks, personality, age etc. Please don't be offended. I love it when my name comes up hilarious. 🤣

Grace

[Shasha17]

(sorry to any lovely Anyas. I have only met one, so have based my description on her exactly!)

[LUCCCY]

Tabitha is mid 40's, curly afro, a 'cool mum' that lets her teens do what they want. Has a lovely home and is divorced.

Lindsey

[MaizeBlouse]

Lindsey is plump and works on reception for a solicitors office. She has a 'life, laugh, love' tattoo on her wrist and is considering getting HD brows. Her and Paul met at 17 and have been with each other for 15 years. They refer to each other as 'this one' on thier many social media posts.

Owain

[Shasha17]

Owain wears an olive green raincoat, and thick specs. He's a bit nervous and a little socially awkward. He is single but he has a cat he's very fond of. He is a sweet man, his hobbies include birdwatching and trains and going to the library to take out books on birdwatching and trains. He doesn't work but does like to volunteer. He really enjoys quizzes.

Cecilia

[AnnListersBlister]

Cecilia (I love how that autocorrected to 'ceiling') has long, wavy brown hair and wears hippy-esque clothes.. She's a bit of a hippy in her lifestyle too and makes her own soap.

[AnnListersBlister]

Sorry, forgot to do a new name!

Jennifer

[bubblebath62636]

Jennifer - A beautiful popular blonde. Works in the beauty industry and is always well dressed and tanned.
Has a handsome husband and 2 children (boy and girl).

Brooke?

[AnnListersBlister]

Brooke is a brunette, young, tanned, slim with tribal tattoos that suit her. Wears black usually and works in a artisan coffee shop while studying theatre. Has no children yet and remains single until someone can match her.

Sandra

[DedalusBloom]

Unfortunately Sandra wears a tabard and works part time in Sports Direct.

[DedalusBloom]

Oops forgot to put mine.

Gina

[Samanabanana]

Sandra's house is decorated in pale grey abd white throughout. She's very active on the class whatsapp group and never forgets which day is non uniform day. She judges the other parents in the group chat who are forever asking for reminders about which day PE is.

William

[Neveratruerfriend]

William is an accountant who was brought up in the Home Counties and is frightfully middle class. He likes watching Top Gear and motor racing. Often found in J Crew for his clothes (when his wife doesn't buy them for him.

Adrienne

[BlueFlavour]

Adrienne is unhappily married, but luckily lives in a big enough house to avoid her husband. She puts flowers in jam jars and takes long baths. She worries that she drinks too much white wine.

Tessa

[BertieBotts]

This reminds me of "If your name is Linda you are an admin person in a hospital" :o

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/358109-if-oyu-name-si-linda-you-are-an-admin-perosn

Tessa competes in gymkhanas and has a daisy themed bedroom. She is only 9 but has a perfect bob which is never a strand out of place.

[BertieBotts]

Oh sorry forgot a name. Sarah.

[SleepingStandingUp]

Sarah

Dark haired, sensible on the outside but crazy when she finally let's go. Prone to over emotional outbursts.

Xavier

[BiscuitLover09876]

Xavier is a cool, slim, very tall black man with sunglasses and a strong fashion sense.

Jasper

[GimpyShrimpey]

Sarah is steady and reliable, quite good at most things but not outstanding at anything (so does not rock the boat). She has a steady senior management level job, does yoga and sings in a choir. Happily married to Tom with 2.4 children.

[GimpyShrimpey]

Sorry, another one forgetting a name -

Maud

[Caszekey]

Jasper is quirky, favours skinny jeans and flamboyant shirts. Hair flops into his eyes but it's always clean. Quite posh but plays it down. Popular with the ladies.

Castiel

[GroggyLegs]

Castiel is the exchange student your Mum warned you about.

Smells strongly of Boss Bottled, wears strange jeans & has already broken three hearts despite being in the UK four days and being awful.
He is scared of horses and bees, but likes turtles.

Nick.

[PigeonPigPie]

Maud is a spindly teen with big specs and excellent taste in books. Buys all her clothes second hand and knits her family hats for Christmas.

Bede

[ArblemarchTFruitbat]

Bede is aged about 50, balding with Ronnie Corbett style spectacles. He usually dresses in cords, a non-matching shirt and an ancient green cardigan. His interests mainly revolve around wildlife - bird-spotting, conservation and so on. He's married to Margaret and they have a grown up son called Graham.

Angela

[imonlyhooman]

Angela is the epitome of elegance. Late 50's, immaculate coiffured hair, b,once but going a little grey. She loves skirts, tights and court shoes with blouses that have high collars and long sleeves. She lives in a semi, works in a bank and is married with two grown up sons.

Delphine

[PeeAche]

Delphine has been divorced 3 times at 32, 41 and (most recently), at 50. Her new boyfriend thinks she’s 45. She has 3 adult children who all live abroad. She lives in a converted gate house. It’s cute but it only has storage heaters, no gas central heating. Her hair is very short and dyed white. She needs glasses but doesn’t wear them, likes Pinot Grigio and drives a 2007 Vauxhall Polo in bright blue. Delphine works full time in the offices for a civil engineering firm. They make and install large scale flow meters for underground pipes, but she just generates the invoices. She mostly eats ready meals for dinner because they’re 3 for £7.50 in the M&S food near her work.

Alathea