Talula-Belle MacKenzie

[Saylavie]

With common surname, thinks Davies/Harries sort of thing?

Awful name for a grown woman to be walking around with trying to be taken seriously. Perfect for a stripper though.

Good evening, i'm Talullah Belle, the solicitor on duty this evening.

I'm Dr Tallulah Belle Davies, i'm the consultant cardiologist here.

Talula-Belle cannot be the name of a real person

I don't like it, sorry.

I don't mind Mackenzie, but I'm originally from America! Mackenzie Davies does sound like a law firm though...

I'm sorry.. I've misled you all. This is what my mum has just called her dog. I told her it's awful and sounds like a stripper and she said that was a ridiculous thing to say. I just wanted to see if anyone else instantly thought stripper.. which multiple did

She got the full name and her own surname embroidered on to everything. It's just awful 😂

Apologies for misleading... as a side note do people usually give dogs surnames? Is that a thing? My dog is called Dave. Just Dave! 😂

Hey I was right about the dog! Is it small, white and fluffy?!

@Starcaller

Hey I was right about the dog! Is it small, white and fluffy?!

It's a yorkipoo. Because of course it is

Poodle?

My ddog is called Gabriella!!

@Saylavie the vet has my parents’ pets registered under their surname. So they get a letter saying eg Felix Smith is due for his vaccinations. What is really weird is giving a dog a middle name! I’m a human and I don’t even have a middle name!

@littlebigtiger

It's very Teen Mom.

Is that where she's got it from? My mum loves Teen Mom! I've never seen it but this may explain why my 62 year old Welsh never been to America mother came up with such a ridiculous name 😂

You put it in Baby names.

@RallySooney

You put it in Baby names.

Well, my mum does keep saying she's got a new baby

Are you mid pregnancy? I came up with some right corkers. When I told my then 13 year old what I had considered calling her she was absolutely horrified. They are only toddlers for a short time it’s not fair to give her a cringey name.

She soundes bonkers.

sounds

Will make recall in the park interesting for the DDog.

Between the comments and the update from the OP I am really rolling about the floor laughing!
@Saylavie you have made my afternoon.

Phew. At least no one would really care if a dog was a stripper as they're naked anyway :o

I actually like Belle Mackenzie a lot though - she sounds like a kick-ass detective who moonlights as a saxophonist in a big band.

Pageants as a child. Stripping as an adult. Random wedding dress wearing while smoking as an OAP.

Bonkers.

X posted.

Thank goodness

Its bloody awful.

It would sound like one of those names, chosen by a plastic type celebrity, who isn't really a celebrity, just a pretty posing woman, who has managed to marry a footballer or some other type of man, who calls himself a celebrity too..

I was all ready to post "she won't need a stage name for a career in stripping". So.