Very silly would you rather name game

[BabyLlamaZen]

can be anything, pretend you're a celeb and say which sounds better! e.g. flower or plant? plant
Plant or telephone? telephone.
We might rekindle love for some words.

So I'll start:

Would you call your child Piano or Trumpet?

Fiat

Banjo or tuba

Banjo

Blanket or duvet

Blanket

Mattress or Pillow (keeping with the theme)

Mattress ( in a french accent )

Plank or branch

Branch

Cardigan or Coat?

Cardigan

Corgi or Sheltie?

Sheltie! It's actually quite charming.

On the subject of pets,
Siamese or Bengal?

Bengal. Sounds quite regal (and Siamese twins)

Custard or Cream?

Custard. Cus for short. He wouldn't have any problems with people calling him Gus all the time, he's a celebchild!

Bourbon or Valois?

Ooh, Valois!

Radio or Video?

Radio

Fork or knife

Knife

Roll or Bun

Bun
Octopus or Shark

Shark

Cauliflower or broccoli

Cauliflower

Kale or spinach?

Kale.

Toothache or stomach ache?

Neither!!

Badminton or Polo

Polo

Lychee or kiwi

Lychee. (Actually not too bad tbf, might get that on the shortlist )

Colon or Perineum?

Perineum! Actually quite pretty..

Yellow or green?

Yellow

January or December

January

Soap or Shampoo?

Shampoo

Chappie or Chum?

Chappie

Wispa or options

Wispa

Snail or slug