Dildo

[sallyhopkins]

Thinking of calling my newborn girl dildo what do u think

Candida-Rae-Rose is surely nicer. Or Thrush-Wren-Robyn? I heard a rumour once that Dildo had an ancient and strange meaning.

"What do u think?"

That you need to go back to troll school and learn how to write funny posts. That was rubbish.

Anusia

If you have twins they could be Anaesthesia and Asphyxia

Pellagra is a nice name. As is Lupus.

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I prefer Spit

I think it’s lovely.

Lube is cute, but thinking into the future maybe not enough gravitas for a high court judge or prime minister, I mean who wants a prime minister who is a global laughing stock? Maybe something a bit Latin sounding, like Pubis, Labia or Pudenda. If you wanted to be very Rees Mogg , and had twins , you could go for Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

Wanketta & Wanksock could be lovely for twins.

Thank you OP for cheering us up lol

Wageena-Mae

Try Halo instead.

Femidom? Mirena? They're pretty too. Or Syphilis? (Phil for short?)