What would you shorten Humphrey to?

[arseholewednesday]

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Are you really calling a child Humphrey?

Please don’t name your child Humphrey.

Humph

I love Humphrey!!! But I wouldn't shorten it.

wouldn’t call my child that

Fred.

Or Humph.

Humph is traditional.

James

Hump. Which is quite apt as it is a dog's name.

Humph, or Humpty.

Humpy!!
Not matter coz he will be referred to as
'Poor bairn' ...

Dave.

Ree

Humphrey is so easy to say, no longer than say Alfie, Archie or Charlie. Why you want to shorten it?

Ptolemy

I'd shorten it to Tom.

It's a great name.

I once worked with a Hum. Excellent human being.

Cam

As in Humphrey the camel had 10 humps...

Honestly though, Humphrey is a fine name and doesn't need shortened.

Humphrey - phrey - phred- Freddy

H, Huff, Hup, Phree,

Henry. Which is what I'd call him instead.

Hump.

Which is all sorts of odd.

I imagine that Humpty Dumpty’s real name was Humphrey .

Humpy Lumpy

Honestly though, Humphrey is a fine name and doesn't need shortened.

I agree.

It's a terrible name.