What are your current children called

[Greeneyedgeek83]

As title says, the children you already have born, what are they called? Literally just looking for inspiration. We have a short shortlist now but not sure I'm crazy in love

Ps that did not come out right at all!

I meant that your name is brill, not that your dc's aren't.

Runs away before Radley thinks I'm being nasty

Lol nope! I have no toys left to throw out of my pram now!

puts self on Naughty Step for previous tantrum

I know a little boy called Corbin who's about 5! It is a name, Jeremy or no Jeremy....

The only Corbin/corbyn/korbyn I know outside of Jeremy is Corbin Bleu, and that’s only because I have a 14 year old who was obsessed with high school musical as a 6 year old.

Tbf (having dealt with my PMS and calmed down) my reaction was exactly the same when I read that a kid had been called Clamydia. So I was totally hypocritical by stretching earlier. Sorry. 💙

at downeyhouse, don't want to post them because they are rare

She did say kids. They aren't Pokemon cards

I'd heard it before my DH's DF. There was a movie called Teen Agent in the 90's, and the hero was called Michael Korben. (He was a little shit, and I wasn't muxh older than he was in the movie, so I related!😀). It had Patrick Stweart in it, and the Bird Woman from Home Alone 2.

AllRoads- my friend has a 7 year old Corbyn. It apparently means little raven. I really like it, regardless of the Jeremy link! Incidentally, we often call dd2 by her initials, which are JC and sometimes get Corbyn jokes about it. No fucks given.

Both of my kids have DH's surname (I kept mine). DD wanted a double barrel last year, so that her initials would be KFC!

Girls:
Poppy Honey 14
Daisy Boo 12
Petal Blossom 7
Boys:
Buddy Bear 6
River Rocket 5 months

Elvis, Courtney, Jason & Kylie

Korbyn-Jude is amusing even if you’re being serious. Look up Jew in German, then google Jeremy Corbyn.

I have a cat called Jerome. My DC’s names would completely out me.

Jasper
Ivy (don’t know if she is allowed as she was stillborn so not current but I’m not going to leave her out)
Erik
Indigo

If we’d have had one more boy, we’d have called him Cyril

2 human children - Thomas and Emma.

2 feline children - dirty Barry and Betty

Lauren
William
Leo

My baby isn't born yet but we're going to call him Max

Bear.
My friend has boy/girl twins called Moriarty and Arriety which I love

I have a David, Paul, Dwayne and Marco.

I love those names TheOppositeofLonesome

My friend has boy/girl twins called Moriarty and Arriety which I love

I'm feeling really old now, as I can no longer tell when people are taking the piss on these names threads

I have three:
Miles Jeremiah
August James
Willow Juliette

Florence, aged 21