Good name for middle class hipster boy

[1Lara1]

I am looking for boy name suggestions. 😊Thank you for your help.

( I would not go for names like Daniel or Michael )

Helvetica.

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Cromarty was the one we hadn't the nerve to use, which would have gone a cracker with our surname as well, looking at the map I would now add:^

I know a child called Malin. He is so MC he could be modelling surfboards in the Mini Boden catalogue whilst eating Waitrose sushi.

Sourdough 😂

Quinoa (like that Quinoa Reeves off the Matrix obvs)

I knew a Cornelius when DS was little...

I know of a guitarist named Jethro Fox

Bollock. Edgy and different.

Formica Aelfric Darren

Has a nice ring to it.

Avocado
Noosh

Darren
Sharon
Warren
Karen

Falafel

Slate

Floo-id

Gra've

Ned

A vintage hat theme?

Homberg
Crombie
Trilby - I know a v MC toddler girl called this but don't let that stop you.

Dave, Paul or Pete.

Balonce (prn to rhyme with Beyonce)

Crowdfund

Craig

Auteur

Stephen!!!! (Said in a Roly from Hey Duggie voice)

Blogger.

I know, I'm on fire.

Anyone can be a middle class idiot hipster...
Those i know:

Henry
Joe
Jake
Guy
Oli (Oliver)

Littlechocola
Excellent.

Jaxon??
Surely not -- I must have seen many, errm, less than positive references to that on baby name threads.....

Rupert
Rex
Jasper
Zach
Milo
Rudy
Caspar
Evan
Ethan
Jude

Cornelius

Dennis Rex

Kinwah
Vais
Erone