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Mrsknackered · 02/12/2017 10:57

Okay, so you have to go undercover for life and change your name.

I'm going for Clementina Posy Black.

It's sassy and sexy and a bit OTT.

What's yours? Grin

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ThroughThickAndThin01 · 02/12/2017 11:09

Juniper Smith or Calypso Jones.

I always wanted to marry a Mr Smith so I could chose a daring first name for my dc. Instead I've just played safe Grin

Sugarpiehoneyeye · 02/12/2017 17:49

@MrsKnackered, that's one mighty cool name, it definitely carries some clout !
I would be Fenella Aspen -Gray (Fen).

IHeartKingThistle · 02/12/2017 17:51

I want to have the surname Christmas. Soooooo much.

juddyrockingcloggs · 02/12/2017 17:52

Betty Blacksmith!

BabloHoney · 02/12/2017 19:53

One night, many many years ago after waaaay too many orange hooches in a student bar, I told a group of boys my name was Shaznay McDirkson Confused I have NO idea why hahaha

Mrsknackered · 02/12/2017 19:57

*sugarpie I actually know a Finella Grey. How weird!

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Buntysoven · 02/12/2017 23:12

Emma Tark. It's an anagram of my parents initials and surname.

Joeybee · 03/12/2017 01:41

Eva Black or Ada Green

FizzyGreenWater · 03/12/2017 07:36

Meander Cruickshanks, but I would be known as The Crusher to my friends.

17caterpillars1mouse · 03/12/2017 08:24

Phoebe Anouk Law

Mrsknackered · 03/12/2017 09:04

Ada Green is ridiculously nice!

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 03/12/2017 09:07

Renoir McPherson

catiinbo0ts · 03/12/2017 09:16

Nesrella Agadoo

Mollie85 · 03/12/2017 11:08

If I am out and “chatted up” (very rarely these days so not a stealth boast Xmas Wink) If I don’t like the guy I usually tell them my name is Lola Bellagio. I usually get “I’ll add you on FB”... apologies to anyone who has that name Grin

I actually now would use that as my nom de plume... (when I write my best selling bonkbuster about gangsters and molls in 1920s New York...)

I’ve over thought this... Xmas Blush

thegreylady · 03/12/2017 13:16

Harriet Mary Fenton-Brown

Alisvolatpropiis · 04/12/2017 17:53

Hermione Fortescue-Smythe

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