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Jagwa

109 replies

Skittlesss · 07/09/2017 14:38

Thoughts on this name, please?

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TheHodgeoftheHedge · 07/09/2017 15:32

I am truly sorry if this is genuine, but these have got to be a joke, right?
I'm sorry but those are some awful names to burden your kids with.

Mummaofboys · 07/09/2017 15:32

It's silly, I take it your just 'having a laugh' what's wrong with normal names? It's ridiculous that people keep changing spelling to make names different too, 'it's Millie but with an 'F' on the end' .

GruffaIo · 07/09/2017 15:33

Is Shahlot meant to be Charlotte? I have to assume you're trolling, OP.

CoughingForWeeks · 07/09/2017 15:33

Hilarious, unless you're serious, in which case can I be the first to ask if you are indeed on glue?

pinkyredrose · 07/09/2017 15:33

Hahaha!! Nice one OP.

CoughingForWeeks · 07/09/2017 15:33

I once met a child called Xsarah. Pronounced Sarah Hmm

DancesWithOtters · 07/09/2017 15:34

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NoToast · 07/09/2017 15:35

Not the onion, Shahlot, Redblackberries what were you thinking? Grin

OPs named her after the Lady of Shalott.

Actually, if that's a first name, shouldn't she be Shahlot of Shalott?

tinypop4 · 07/09/2017 15:36

I think you're taking the piss. If you're not then don't be so cruel as to saddle your child with that name!

NoToast · 07/09/2017 15:38

I know someone who called their boy Tuna. Nothing can beat that, ever.

AmysTiara · 07/09/2017 15:38

Is this meant to be funny? Hmm

stopbeingadramallama · 07/09/2017 15:38

Is your name Bianca Butcher? Are you from Eastenders?

Intact, even she had kids with normal names.

Fruitcocktail6 · 07/09/2017 15:39

This can't be real but Shahlot made me laugh so much!

bloodymaria · 07/09/2017 15:43

Don't think light-hearted threads are appreciated round these parts OP! Nice try though.

MammieBear · 07/09/2017 15:58

Jago yes at a push, Jagwa... Is just cruel.

Skittlesss · 07/09/2017 16:00

NoToast don't you mean no tin can beat that 🤣

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ColourfulOrangex · 07/09/2017 16:02

I love this thread Grin Shalot 😂

On a serious note I hope this isn't serious Smile

NoToast · 07/09/2017 16:06

Skittesss, you've just got a weigh with words! Grin

JuicyCake · 07/09/2017 16:06

"Come along, Jagwa!" (said in Marlene voice)

shushpenfold · 07/09/2017 16:12

😂 Loving the thread. Thanks OP; needed a good laugh.

Maudlinmaud · 07/09/2017 16:18

I know what could make this name a billion times better op. Let me know what you think.
A silent D.
Djagwa!

SlugKiller · 07/09/2017 16:24

Djagwa is ingenious!💡

euanthesheepiloveyou · 07/09/2017 16:27

Very cool. Jag is a great nn. Love your other names too OP. We need to get away from all the Harry, Noah, Charlie, Evie, Amelie, Olivias. You're a ground breaker & a maverick. Now...how about Maverick for your next one?

Anecdoche · 07/09/2017 16:28

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 07/09/2017 16:40

Isn't that how the Americans pn Jaguar. Mind you there are plenty of mini Coopers around, so It might take offGrin

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