Can I have a John and Lewis?

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Please say I can!

Um....sorry but no, think of all the times you'd be shouting to them both across the park "John! Lewis!". You'd just sound like a really enthusiastic customer.

I would probably laugh if I heard you shout them out in that order at the playground.

I could say "Lewis! John!"???

You could but your subconscious may not let you

You could but you won't.

If you like shop names what about Burton? (Clas)Olsen? Clark? sorry I'm a meany

No , sorry.

But that's probably why you like them together......

Convince yourself your lo's are called john and Lewis. Reverse psychology. You'll change your mind

Though I have come across a Josh and Rogan

No. Bad idea. Sorry

No. Nor can you have a Ben & Jerry, or a Frankie & Benny.

Sorry

No!

No!

Mark and Spencer would be equally bad.

No way QueenMe!!!

There was that infamous twin name rejection, Benson and Hedges. I think new Zealand (might be wrong / could be an urban myth)

True Lest.

I assumed they didn't eat curry so wasn't aware...

Nope sorry. For the same reason I couldn't call DS2 Eliot when we already had a Billy

Oh go on, Mark and spencer definitely

I also prefer Mark and Spencer.

Yeah, probably not going to happen when DS is John... No Mark or Spencer here!

You could if you emigrate to Australia. No John Lewis here. But probably a bit extreme.

Well go for mark and maybe you'll have a spencer later

I went to school with a John-Lewis (about 8 years ago) 😄

Oh no, terrible ideal.

Sorry, I don't think you can...

I went to school with an Ernest Jones poor sod

If you're Feeling sloaney you could maybe have a Harvey and a Nick?

A colleague of mine has a Sam and Ella

How do you manage to name your second child without saying their names together out loud

William and Benjamin? John and Edward? Thomas and Jeremy?