Bert?

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Would you?

No.
But Robert is lovely, you can Bert away for a few years,and he will be able to change his name to Rob later!

I have a cat called Bert, we often refer to him as 'Bertie no bollocks'

Lol no

My neighbours dog is Bert. Albert or Robert then shorten it if you must. Loads of Albies about at the moment though.

Only as a short form for Albert

Totally! But as a nn for Albert, Robert or Bertrand