What is the funniest things you've ever heard on MN?

[derxa]

Mine are quite random and may be totally unfunny to others
1.TRexing in Asda was hilarious.

1. A Scottish poster olddear was discussing boys in tutus and wondered about the reaction to wee Ptolomy wearing one.
2. mispronunciations- someone's DH persistently pronounced the word dwarf as dawaarf

What made you piss yourself laughing?

What are the funniest things you've heard?

And I've posted in baby names! I'm so tired tonight.

Your charming incompetence has made me chuckle!

I love you

I look forward to someone seeing this and thinking "ooh dawaarf, that's a perfect name!!"

Rua That's a distinct possibility!