Ocean-Melody

[MolotovCocktail]

... came across this name in a children's magazine. It is an actual child's name.

Whilst I would prefer to remain objective, open-minded and, well, cool with what others choose for their kids' names, I was left thinking 'WTF?!?!' with this one.

Ocean could be a name that works well on a child, be it a boy or girl; Melody would work on a girl, too. But as a combination? Hmmm ...

[atthewelles]

It's an absolutely daft name.

[SingingSands]

It's a bit "Vegas stripper showgirl"

[DeDevilTail]

Sounds like a crossword clue. The answer to which might be 'whale song' or some such bollocks.