Easy homemade body lotion recipes?

[HighFibreDiet]

I would quite like to try my hand at making body lotion at home, and we seem to have quite a bit of unused milk in our fridge so this is a good time to try it. (Dp is the only one who drinks cow's milk as the rest of us seem to have a sensitivity to it, but not an allergy so it should be ok on our skin.)

Does anyone have a good recipe that doesn't involve too much specialist equipment or ingredients?

thanks

YES!
Warm some milk in a pan, add a good few heaped spoonfuls of honey, a few drops of food colouring and this is the most important bit...a pillowful of feathers. Let it cool then apply liberally. Don't wash it off, the feathers will be absorbed into the skin and make it all furry and soft.

lol