Please help me to make a costume for my dd. She needs to dress up as a ...

[glinda]

carrier bag!!!!!
My 12 year old dd is in an Eco play and she is playing a supermarket plastic carrier bag. She needs to be able to move freely and not look like a total dawk. Tricky huh? I am also trying to think of a witty slogan for a fictional supermarket that I can write on the bag. Please inspire me!!!

Um, big white drawstring binliner? Cut holes for arms and legs?

what about

PESTCO'S

Loving Pestco's

love PESTCO especially as drama teacher hates Tesco with a vengance.

Not sure that a white bin bag would work - any other ideas?

white bin bag with blue stripes on - try and copy the lettering of a certain wellknown supermarket for word PESTCO

a bit, say, like this

White t-ehirt (lge, mans) cut sleeves off, use fabric paint to decorate. xx

A RL friend has just suggested that I sew a bag shape "dress" using white lining fabric - hopefully looking a bit shiny and plasticy.
Does anyone know if fabric paints would work on this horrid shiny stuff?