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Just so everyone understands the dreadful jokes that are surely forthcoming...

23 replies

UCM · 21/06/2006 21:14

Please read
here
I was genuinely embarrassed but it seemed to make people giggle. So, no jokes on A&C ok?????

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SoupDragon · 21/06/2006 21:14

ucm is that you?

WelshBoris · 21/06/2006 21:15

ask her what UCM stands for

go on...

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UCM · 21/06/2006 21:15

Bugger offfffffffff!!!!!!!!!!! I bloody knew it.

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WelshBoris · 21/06/2006 21:15

soupy you are a genius

Californifrau · 21/06/2006 21:15

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SoupDragon · 21/06/2006 21:15

pmsl

Blandmum · 21/06/2006 21:16

UCM, we all love you! We do!!!!

megglevache · 21/06/2006 21:16

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SoupDragon · 21/06/2006 21:16

I can't even begin to tell you how delighted I am to have been about to post that!"

SoupDragon · 21/06/2006 21:17

to have been able to post that!

Original poster
UCM · 21/06/2006 21:17

I loved it. Honest. I am trying to make light of this but not on Arts & crafts as no laughing is allowed...... gave up.... am loling already thinking of Whizzs fishing card. Bollox

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SoupDragon · 21/06/2006 21:18

snigger

charliecat · 21/06/2006 21:20

Have you laughed about it yet UCM?..It been tickling me for hours now

Whizzz · 21/06/2006 21:22

you could make this

Pixiefish · 21/06/2006 21:33

I would say PMSL but you might take offence.....

Nutter.....

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UCM · 21/06/2006 21:37

At the very beginning I didn't cos' I was really really embarrassed as I never post about really personal stuff on here. But I started to laugh when soppybollox Californfrau put undercoverminge because my name was undercovermum to start with. Then I thought, it's not as if I gave my tortoise a blowjob or anything.....

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sunchowder · 21/06/2006 21:38

It was brilliant UCM. Made my day it did.

Californifrau · 21/06/2006 21:38

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Rhubarb · 21/06/2006 21:42

Can you do that to tortoises?

sunchowder · 21/06/2006 21:43

Probably, they must have small ones..... Would you have to do it on land then? Or I guess with a snorkel maybe...

Blandmum · 21/06/2006 21:48

wowthat tortoise is hung like a bear!

The things I look up on the internet for mn!

Original poster
UCM · 21/06/2006 22:15

FFS I bloody knew it!!!!!

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piggydreams · 29/06/2006 23:27

poor thing leave her alone
its happened to all of us

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