Any ideas on how I can do it with strict time and budget restraints? There is a very valid reason for it, which I won't bore you with but I need to do it before Friday!
I've got limited supplies of plain paper, paints, some fabric and fabric pens and everything else you might expect to find. It needs to look totally fab but take NO effort 
(I'm not doing it to change my living room to watch it in, honestly!)