My lovely friend is about to undergo high dose chemo and has been told she is very likely to lose her hair. She has a great sense of humour (even facing this terrible disease) and I want to make her a kit in readiness for what she has called 'The Big Shred. One small problem - I don't knit nor do I have time to learn. I wondered if there were any bored knitters out there who might knit me : some eyebrows, a 'hairy' merkin and some underarm patches. I would happily pay for time and wool! I'm going to find her a fancy box, stuff it with a good book, chocolate and some tit tape to attach aforesaid items. How does that sound ?