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Gloriously naff craft ideas

23 replies

FireOverBabylon · 21/03/2013 12:34

I've been browsing through Ravelry and have come to realise that my life will not be complete without a crocheted steering wheel cover. It's bright and colourful, would keep my hands warm, and DH wouldn't be caught dead driving my car with it on Grin

I'm also quite partial to the Geisha cat but I'm less convinced that I'd get round to making this. I know I have the wool at home to make that steering wheel cover though and it will be made this weekend DH be afraid!

Please make me feel better, I can't be the only one who finds terrible or naff or 70s stuff to craft. Come and share your secret craft ideas. Closet Macramé makers are welcome here Smile

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FireOverBabylon · 21/03/2013 14:23

Bump, I can't be the only one considering toilet roll cover dolls and toaster cosies.....

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cheesecheeseplease · 21/03/2013 17:32

have actually just lol at the steering wheel cover! I may have to buy a car!

EarlyInTheMorning · 21/03/2013 20:42

I think you'll the sort of person that will appreciate an apple cozyGrin
www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/apple-cozy-5

ThePigOfHappiness · 21/03/2013 23:11

Oh my god, I just bought a car and was wondering what I can make for it! I shall make one immediately :o

dothraki · 21/03/2013 23:17

Ha - Ravelry - who knew a harmless knitting site could contain adult stuff Shock

dothraki · 21/03/2013 23:18

although in this weather I guess you want every bit of your anatomy to be covered Grin

FireOverBabylon · 22/03/2013 08:54

Talking of more adult patterns, is it me, or is this Batman mask just really sinister?

I told a girl at work about the steering wheel cover. "Oh, were you looking up the pattern for one?" Who the hell thinks, "ah yes, I know, I'll make a crocheted steering wheel cover, let's see if there's a pattern available." Apart from the lady who created the pattern obviously Confused.

EarlyInTheMorning one for you....

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dothraki · 22/03/2013 08:58

Fire - Ravelry can be really scary Grin

EarlyInTheMorning · 22/03/2013 17:57

Fire, you asked for it: www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/adult-lip-balm-cozy

KurriKurri · 22/03/2013 19:22

top left is going to give me nightmares

WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo · 22/03/2013 19:39

How do you people find this stuff?!!

marissab · 23/03/2013 08:12

I literally have tearsat the gimp asks. Knitted penis beanbag anyone?

marissab · 23/03/2013 08:23

and what is it with knitted cakes? Why? Why?

SoupDreggon · 23/03/2013 09:14

When looking for a nice bag for a MNer to make, I stumbled across this beauty.

dothraki · 23/03/2013 09:27

Soup - maybe you should post that in Style and Beauty Grin

SoupDreggon · 23/03/2013 10:39

I had to search "uterus bag" on Ravelry to find it again. There is also a version to keep your mooncup in Hmm

KurriKurri · 23/03/2013 14:06

Oh my God - presumably you would have to knit the uterus bag to carry the beanbag penis in.

for the gimp mask afficionados, - scroll down for an entire knitted gimp suit

SoupDreggon · 23/03/2013 16:41

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha

[wheeze]

dothraki · 23/03/2013 18:53

ShockBlushGrin
WineWineWine

marissab · 23/03/2013 21:49

The gimp mask/suit links are on my fb amusing all my friends as we speak. Very very funnyGrin

StuffezLaBouche · 23/03/2013 21:53

Welcome to the wonderful world of www.regretsy.com/

ThePigOfHappiness · 23/03/2013 22:20

what not to crochet

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