Is there such a thing as Snowman poo?

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Am running an art club at my sons primary school and need some ideas for Chrimbo crafts pref recipes - quick and easy!Got Reindeer droppings (choc covered raisons). Santas beard (candy floss) Snowman poo (mini marsh mallows)! Any one know if there are little poems that go with these please? xox ]

I only know the one for reindeer food....sorry

Sorry don't know how to do links but try here...
organizedchristmas.com/article77.html

I'm sure someone on here can come up with some rhymes !

When Santa left his pressies
His beard got stuck in the door
So here's a little bag for you
I'm sure he'll grow some more

Snowman poo Snowman poo
what a ridiculous thing to do
Is it red or is it blue
No, its white .. its snowman poo

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

If you ever meet a snowman
Will you ask him for me
Where is his toilet
Where does he do a wee
You see I found these little bits
That look like Snowman poo
But they actually taste quite yummy
Do you think so too?

oh bugger ... it jammed on me .. sorry

(can't believe that post got repeated so many times)

Twig - can you just repeat that again, I didn't quite get it

That's really good by the way !

actually DD kept pressing the space bar when it hung .. who'd know that would post it again and again and again?

PMSL!! what a post to get repeated

I like that.

It's funny and lavatorial which makes me laugh. The fact that you repeated it again and again really made me ROFL

When Rudolph's on the roof tops
And he just has to go
He gets dear old Santa
To shout 'Look Out Down Below'
So if you're out on Christmas Eve
You'd better take a brolly
Cos reindeer poo dropped on your head
Won't really be that jolly