To think that it can only be bad news when ...

[kickassangel]

... I overhear the plumber in the basement saying, 'That's odd' and, 'it never ends.' Followed by frantic running in & out to the van, getting a load of equipment?

lol
I had similar when I went to get a cut in my hand dressed at A&E - cut it myself with a breadknife.
The nurse, who presumably has seen hundreds of cuts before and done it lots of times took the towel I was holding on it off and said WOW!

eek, there went $160, following on from friday's $300 bill. hopefully now i'll have hot water and no leaks.

I could hear a plasterer in my bedroom having violent outbursts of swearing, sounded a bit like very loud sneezing mixed with expletives I still haven't discovered the problem

What a nightmare! Hope you get it sorted!

SPBHF - yuck! On a similar theme, the smiling doc at A&E said my DD probably hadn't broken her arm as she wasn't crying, he took off the scarf I'd supported her arm with, gasped, and said "get her some morphine, quick!" [can laugh about it now emoticon]

I can beat that.. having an intimate piercing done when the piercers says "shit!"

It was ok thankfully, but damn she scared me!!

Kaloki....funniest thing i've read in a long time.