To think it's not that funny to bite someone on the ear

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Have namechanged for this as have never done AIBU before and it terrifies me!!

Anyway, was googling the author in this article as DS loves the book and turns out she's married to Alan Davies.

Does anyone remember when he bit that man on the ear? I've read a couple of articles where he basically said the bloke deserved it.

In this article his wife refers to it as "a crazy and quite a funny thing to do, to bite someone"

I'm assuming she means funny as in amusing, or does she mean weird?

I just thought - is it ok and funny to bite people now then? Am I massively out of touch?

Just me then!

Did he do that? Weirdo. I've never liked him anyway. He always seems really smarmy and like the affable scamp thing is a front.

aibu for being surprised he is married?

Lol! Not your type then biddys?

erm... not manly enough for me... looks like he could get lost in his own house

Ha!

I really don't know if AIBU, it just shocked me that someone would be so casual about such a violent act. Specially a children's author. Maybe I need to get out more.

Nauseating. Not the ear-biting, the fawning article...apparently he is incredibly clever as well as being funny so it's probably just way above you notthat

All that and looks too

dunno. I likes getting me ears nibbled I do

Shame he's taken then EI!

Whats the book like anyway?

there's plenty more nibblers in the sea

It's pretty gory. Just DS' kind of thing

YABU to namechange. It's not that controversial.

I didn't know if MN was full of closet AD fans

I take it that means IANBU then

YANBU - this was an aggressive assault, not a bit of a laugh, especially for the victim.

Thanks laza

no that's not funny at all..a homeless
person wound him up, so he assaulted them - him a wealthy famous bloke and the victim a tramp.

Now whatever the tramp said was probably very unpleasant - but that doesn't warrant a physical attack.

incidentally, it's not that difficult to bite off someones ear (as some wrestlers and boxer wil testify) - it is a very degrading and personal form of assault.