to expect DP to do this for me

[root2]

...to lick my bum.

I know that may sound a bit odd, but I really like it.

I think he likes doing it really, just doesn't want to admit it.

Am I being weird in wanting it in the first place?

lol are you serious?? xx

am i on the right forum?!

lolol!

I think you should reciprocate, first

but be warned, you are more than likely to get a mouthful of hair.

hahahahahaha, i think its awsome when im drunk, then i want to die the next day, but DP loves it, i think hes weird x

Have a [biscuit} Oh wait...

Oh feck.

My ex girlfriend used to love doing this to me. I found it tickly and slightly odd, but hey, she was happy.

I did live in mortal fear of farting though.

make sure it's clean first, maybe thats why he doesnt like doing it?

hahahaahahahahahah i actually just laughed out loud! it feels wrong but so right

You are not weird for liking it.

YABU to expect it if he doesn't like it.

Simples.

it isn't even friday for goodness sake

and yes, yabu

put some chocolate on it?? lol x

too far? lol x

Yes. Very. Nobody should be made to do something that they don't want to do.

yes very true, but i think you should talk about what each other like adn try to come to some sort of agreement?!

ewwwwwwwwwww, why??

good lord

YABU for expecting him to do it when he doesn't want to

YANBU for liking it

YANBU

Nor are you weird.

Hilarious post! And regards Nemo's farting hahahahahaha

I dont think youre weird. But its not great to expect your partner to do something they dont want to.. I couldnt enjoy it if i knew he didnt