to pretend to be a wolf?

[BariatricObama]

i really want dd to be raised by wolves. think of it as a cut price steiner education. i have assembled various fur outfits for us to wear and we are meeting the head wolf later this week. surely it is worth howling at the moon occasionally and drooling over road kill to get dd the education she deserves?

Hooooooooooooooooooooooowlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

are you a wolf poledra? are you worried dd might take a place that could go to a real wolf?

Hmmm - you will have to move to one of the areas in green though en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wolf_distr.gif - have you considered all the consequences?

'Tis a reference to the books my name comes from, Bariatric. I am a wolf, and also a sorceress........

Don't be ridiculous, they will be able to tell that you're not really wolves. There's more to it than howling and drooling you know; DD won't smell right for a start. She could get expelled for that... or [gasp!] eaten. YABU.

Isn't that what Cubs is all about? The wolf metaphors disappear once they reach Scout age.

yes, we are just going to rent a small cave in the tundra for administrative purposes

They'll suss you straightaway. You won't know the wolf-songs and poems and that. It's not enough to have skim read T*t you know!

we have all been on the atkins diet to imitate the smell of wild beasts

I'm not a wolf but am instead A Woman Who Runs With The Wolves

Will you rename him Romulus? and Akela for a girl?
Good idea I think

Kevin Costner might b able to show you how to dance suitably...

snigger @ kevin

lots of the woodcraft folk are raising their children with wolves, they say it makes them wonderfully creative adn you can just ignore the more extreme aspects of wolving, such as tearing young deer limb from limb