To think that mumsnetters shouldn't..

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Visit parks
Send their kids to school
Have weddings
Have in laws
Attend weddings
Have 'friends'
Go on facebook
Go to shops
Go on buses
Live in houses

Just think how happy we would all be

give birth!

just think of the bloodshed that could be saved.....

Log on....

Breathe...

Not necessarily - I can just see the AIBU now

"AIBU to homeschool my tent-bound sperm donor baby without a computer while abandoning my social life to maintin a fully functioning allotment?"

That covers everything but the parks, really.

AIBU to wear hemp and gnaw turnips?

Does that sound like a happy woman?

gah

fuck 'em

Use a buggy

Or a sling.

You're right Greensleeves, mumsnetters certainly shouldn't fuck 'em.

Unless 'em is Matt Damon.

Vote

Go to the supermarket. Especially not with children. And definitely not in a car.

Eat in pizza places

don't forget the nanny, the buggy and the frootshootz

Work/not work

Know who each other are!

Shit, I forgot about cars. And childminders.

And you can't even live in a tent without fecking tent angst 'colemen, outwell, belltent bunting?'

The totally zen mumsnetter needs to live in the great outdoors, not share her baby name choice with anyone, not work, not be a SAHM, not use a childminder, not drive, not go on the bus/train, not go the supermarket, having nothing to do with schools, not visit parks, not be married, not be a single parent, not bake cup cakes, not do ready meals, not have a dog, not have in-laws, not have an in law with a dog, not be on the PTA, not watch 'one born every minute'....

I feel quite tired now!!

musnetters shouldnt have dogs either, because if a dog nips your child it means it will later EAT your child and if you dont get rid of it immediately you are a bad parent.
oh, but dont be cruel to animals and dont eat meat cos its bad and stuff

Definitely not diss Waitrose

but should they still boycott Nestle?

i think it would be simpler if we all didn't Mumsnet.

I think we should all go down the park and get pissed ..

MrsGubbins, if we boycotted nestle we might have to smoke and that would be a very bad thing to do.

MNers can do what they like.

It's everyone else that shouldn't.

i'm sure we'd still be allowed Green & Blacks...

if we boycotted nestle i couldnt feed my teenagers coco pops.

oh and if you're a mumsnetter you must never treat your teenager like an adult moneywise, because 17 year olds are still children, apparently.