DS is 14 weeks old, and was sat on my knee a moment ago and did the sort of poo that can't be contained by a nappy, bodysuit and dungerees. So I'm sat here in pooy jeans. The only other jeans that can contain my vastly increased post baby arse are currently going round in the tumble dryer and will be there for the next 32 minutes.
The only other clothing that fit my new post baby figure are my only 'going out' trousers or pjs. I'm voting PJs, but is 4:26pm a bit too early to give up on the day?
I really can't do the yummy mummy thing at all...