If AIBU were a real life place...

[CityGirlGoesCountry]

...what would it be? Was thinking about how other topics here have been warm and comforting to me in the past, (bit like a womb), whereas others are just informative and unemotional, a bit like a library...

MN Towers has referred to AIBU as a "Viper's Nest" before

As it's not for the faint-hearted I'm toying with a "dark alley", full of hidden dangers and attackers, and a "ladies pub toilet" after everyone's and a bit too much and are feeling over-brave and a bit 'fighty'..

Whaddya reckon?

i'd like to see her try! he's mine!

or we could do swapsies

You can't have me, sorry.

Jeez, have you guys seen Brad's current beard? He's definitely off my to-do list.

Daniel Craig, on the other hand...

Have we died and gone to Heaven?

I'll do a swapsie and give Mr Depp a go(ing over).

yes, i've finished with him now, he's all yours.

Ok so now it resembles a knocking shop.

I beg to differ - I don't plan to charge for the pleasure.

knock knock
who's there?

and we're not actually in aibu are we, so this is the state of chat!

who's there?

Gp's practice, having an internal examination. You know it's not going to be fun, but has to be done.

That's a very accurate description, MisSal.

Yes, nice metaphor!!

Thanks. It's the "hmm, I don't think I like where this is going" parts that sold it for me. And the brutal honesty of it all.

The 'Honest Lawyer' in Ilkely. Apologies to all lawyers in advance...PS this isn't libellous is it. Help Mumsnet Towers!!!

Ok LeQueen now that's quite scary.

And scarily close!

Ah runnybottom's post resonates with me! I have lost sleep over going to toddler group. I have just moved to an affluent area I had to go on a waiting list for toddler group ffs and it really is the seventh circle of hell.

" Open your books to page 11 please, class."