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To be offended by....

39 replies

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 13:33

ME

My posting style is shit

I say 'ta', 'hiya', 'doggiestyle' and 'tarraa'

I'm a terrible lazy mother

I eat oranges on buses

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TheFreak · 09/03/2010 14:44

Hows this?

I'm offended by your singing

steamedtreaclesponge · 09/03/2010 14:44

I never get offended. Only vulgar people do that.

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 14:50

to be fair, so you should be offended by my singing!

I still preferred VinegarTits tbh, but The Freak is good - will it offend anyone in the SN arena though? (no real reason why it should but you know..)

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 14:54

Have changed back, TheFreak was offending me

How dare you call me vulgar ackshirely your probably right

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TrillianAstra · 09/03/2010 14:57

I find your posting name a sad reflection on the state of a society that sees womens breasts as merely sexual playthings.

lucykate · 09/03/2010 15:00

i'm offened by you're name op, i don't like posters with tit's in there name, it gets right on my tit's.

i also find it offensive when people don't use the correct spelling of your and their.

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 15:02

ooh, ooh I am completely and utterly offended by lucykate's inability to spell offended properly AND inappropriate use of apostrophes!!

And as for TrillianAstra mentioning the s-e-x word, that is beyond offensive!

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 15:04

well lucykate, i will have you know that i am offended by the use of e in the word youre, so i dont bother to use it much, as for using there instead of their, well i am just offended you noticed tbh

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VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 15:05

Oh and you always offend me because you are younger and wiser than me Trill

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lucykate · 09/03/2010 15:10

i am offended that you've both just made me laugh and ever so slightly pee myself.

i am offended my pelvic floor no longer works

ManicMother7777 · 09/03/2010 15:13

hilarious!

VinegarTits · 09/03/2010 15:14

i'm offended you wet your knickers on my thread

i'm getting sick of the word offended now, im hiding my own thread

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TrillianAstra · 09/03/2010 15:21

I'm offended as your casual use of the

thumbwitch · 09/03/2010 15:21

well I'm so offended I'm going to bed.

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